Horn Lens

1. tell the widow that the deceased last wish was that she have sex with you
2. tell the undertaker that he cant close the coffin until you fin your contact lens
3. punch the deceased and tell people he hit you first
4. tell the widow that youre the deceaseds gay lover
5. ask someone to take a snapshot of you shaking hands with the deceased
6. at the cemetary, play taps on a kazoo
7. walk around telling people that youve seen the will and theyre not in it
8. drive behind the widows limousine and keep honking your horn
9. tell the undertaker that your dog just died and ask if he can sneak him into the coffin
10. place a hard boiled egg into the mouth of the deceased
11. walk around telling people that the deceased didnt like them
12. use the deaceseds tongue to lick a stamp
13. ask the widow for money which the deceased owes you